Rob And Chloe In Love

CHLOE: So we went to the porno store… ROB: Don’t you mean adult bookstore? CHLOE: Yeah the ‘Adult book store’ so we went there and it’s not like we found anything that interesting. ROB: Well I think we found one thing interesting thing, I was happy to put up the money, Dr. Alyson says that’s what you want right? CHLOE: Dr. Alyson doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I can’t believe you convinced me to buy that ridiculous thing, I was so embarrassed ringing it up I thought I was going to shrivel up and just die. ROB: Hey, you have nothing to be embarrassed about, we’re a loving monogamous couples who just wants to have a little fun, add a little bit of spice to our bedroom. I’m sure that woman behind the counter has seen people buy way more embarrassing stuff, probably every day. You saw some of the wacky things in there, I would say what we got is actually pretty tame compared to what we could have gotten. CHLOE: It’s still embarrassing…I mean did you have to get one so…big…and one s

 CHLOE: So we just got back from Dr. Alysons… ROB: Yeah it was pretty enlightening, I had no idea that you had a… CHLOE: No, I don’t have what you’re about to say. I think it was a bunch of hooey, so what if she put some wires and scanners on me,  CHLOE: that test was so silly. I don’t think I believe it. Why would I a woman who is so attracted to the man that’s going to marry her have those kinds of feelings ROB: I think it’s something to talk about, Dr. Alyson did say that there were other things we could do that could stimulate the desire she thinks she found you have a…. CHLOE: I know, but, really…what did that test say? A STRONG attraction to black men, her report even put it in all caps too. ROB: Well you have been spending a lot of time around that trainer, Devonte, do you think that’s maybe affected you? CHLOE: What, no, it can’t be that, that’s just working out, it’s not a big deal, that whole thing was bunk. I don’t even know why we went to see her. This is so stupid. CHLOE:

 ROB: Hey babe, I was thinking about what you said, about our problems in the bedroom, I know you said you thought it was just a one-time thing, and you were just tired, but come to think of it…you’re right…we are kind of vanilla, we really don’t do anything exciting. CHLOE: Well, we don’t need to do anything too exciting, don’t think about it like that babe, I was just thinking something a little different could help us. ROB: You’re exactly right, so I was searching for exciting things married couples could do, and after about an hour I stumbled on something that I think could be perfect. CHLOE: What did you find? Some new position, like a karma sutra thing?  ROB: No, see there’s this doctor that opened a practice in our city, she’s an “Intimacy Therapist” She has a degree in human sexuality and she offers sessions where couples can talk about their issues, and she helps them find out things they are into, and gives them options to explore it. She’s got like like a 4.9-5 rating on a t

  CHLOE: Hey everyone, so I just got back from the gym with Devonte  And I got to say, I’m not surprised that anyone calls this guy the best  What a workout! I totally got my pump on, I burned sooooo much  ROB: Glad you liked it babe, so what exactly did he do that was so special anyway? How is what he’s telling you any different from just watching a professional video you can stream online? CHLOE: Oh, it’s totally different  Like, you don’t even know  Especially because it’s one on one, just us, he had a private studio just for me  He really goes all out for his clients, just the personal attention, showing me exactly what to do, where to put my body, Feeling my muscles tighten as his big hands go over me  It was wild, I’ve never gotten results like this before when I was working out alone  ROB: Wow, so he’s that good? Guess he does come highly recommended, I’m glad you liked it, are you going to see him again? CHLOE: Oh I think I have too, I can’t loose this momentum, he’s my exclusi

  CHLOE: Hey everyone, I just got back from the gym, I’ve been going twice a day ever since the big announcement. I want to look my very best for the wedding, even though my tailor says I’m already the perfect size for my dream dress. Who knows, I might have to taken it in a bit at this rate, I’m a sweet 111 lb but I know that Rob is worth putting in the extra work for. Just so long as my tits don’t get any smaller LOL wish there was a way to make them bigger without surgery :) ROB: I don’t know why you’re putting yourself through this, I would love you no matter what you look like. As wonderful as you are, the fact that you’re already so beautiful is just a bonus. CHLOE: You are just too much, maybe I am spending a little too much time at the gym. And I was getting those…looks…again, you know what I told you, about how now that I’m wearing a ring guys are hitting on me more often, looking me up, cat calling, it’s a little unnerving. ROB: Guys were checking you out in the gym? I guess

CHLOE: So I’ve been having a TON of fun this week. Showing the ring off, my god babe you got me such a huge ring. I’ve noticed things are changing. My mom told me things would change once I started walking around with that rock on my finger.    ROB: Oh really, what did she say?    CHLOE: Well, she mostly talked about the looks I would be getting from other women. Like the glimmer of the gem activates something in their mind, turns them a little cold, girls who don’t have the glimmer look at me thinking, “Oh, theres one of those bitches who won the game” my friend Britta tried to convince that it’s not big enough and I just gawked at her and said “It’s two-and-a-half carats, it’s plenty big,” I said proudly. Nothing is ever good enough for her. I stopped the argument because I know none of the amazing things you do for me can ever convince her you’re the man who deserves to spend his life with me.   ROB: What has your family said?    CHLOE: Well, my mom is ecstatic I can tell you that.